Posts tagged as 'Dog'

2009
25
Oct

The Golf Ball Story

The ending of the story: I threw a golf ball through someones living room window and broke it. How it happened: Every other weekend I take my dog for a 3 mile walk. He’s a small dog (12 pounds) so three miles is a long way for him. He had already pooped. I was carrying … Continue reading

2009
04
May

My Dog Is A Ninja

Or maybe he is a magician. I haven’t decided yet. I take my dog for a walk first thing in the morning when I wake up and right after I get home from work. Sometimes before I go to sleep. I do this because if I don’t, he’ll pee and poop everywhere in my apartment. … Continue reading

2009
04
May

I Think My Dog Is Retarded

Ok, maybe retard is taking it too far. Maybe he’s just an idiot. I just took my dog for a walk. It’s 6pm so it’s already dark outside. I’m walking him and he stops to sniff something. He does that all the time so I don’t think anything about it. After a few seconds he … Continue reading