Archive for category 'Self'
Bad Dream
I had a car accident last night. This morning I woke up and thought that I needed to make sure I reported it to my insurance company. So I called them up. Half way through telling them my policy number I stopped and realized something. This is how the conversation went; Me: (half way through … Continue reading
Motivational Poster
After I posted that last image, I found one that I liked better. So I’m posting this one as well.
Happy Birthday, Marines
The United States Marine Corps turns 234 years old today. Happy Birthday to all of the Devil Dogs.
The Golf Ball Story
The ending of the story: I threw a golf ball through someones living room window and broke it. How it happened: Every other weekend I take my dog for a 3 mile walk. He’s a small dog (12 pounds) so three miles is a long way for him. He had already pooped. I was carrying … Continue reading
Honorary Vato Status
When I was in the military, right before we deployed to Afghanistan, I was living with a good friend of mine. He’s Mexican. That little bit of information will come in to play later. We had just finished a 7 week training operation in the mountains in Nevada. When we finally got back to our … Continue reading
Nike+ Without Nike Shoes
I love Nike+. It keeps me motivated to run. The only problem I have is that I don’t like Nike shoes. I prefer Adidas over Nike shoes any day. They fit me so much better. But Adidas doesn’t make shoes for the Nike+ sensor (obviously) so I have been forced to buy Nike shoes. Until … Continue reading
