2009
05
May

Geek Quotes

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those?

Never make fun of the geeks, one day they will be your boss.

The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.

I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident. I was thinking “What the hell is this guy doing?”

I don’t care if the software I run is unstable crap, as long as it is the LATEST unstable crap.

I see fragged people

What do people mean when they say, “The computer went down on me.”

“One of the most frightening things about your true nerd, for many people, is not that he’s socially inept – because everybody’s been there – but rather his complete lack of embarrassment about it.”
- Neal Stephenson, from the novel Cryptonomicon

Real programmers don’t document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.

The truth is out there…anybody got the URL?

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